Jesus fucking Christ now she’s on the phone. I’m gonna look so weird if I leave now.


Details at Haider Ackerman RTW S/S 2015


Waiting until this girl finally fucking finishes doing her makeup before I leave the toilets. Fuck you social anxiety.

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I decided to come in to the sitting room playing this in a chicken onesie to cheer up my flatmates.

#video  #me  #bird  #birdy  #birdy dance  #chicken  #onsie  #omfg  #lol  

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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How normal families support: “It’s okay! Don’t worry, we all make mistakes. You can do it.”
How my family supports: “I’m going to laugh when I’m at your funeral because you died of obesity.”


So not that into Dell Toledo so far.


"Pretty Wasted" by Fabien Baron for Interview Magazine, October 2014

Thing that's creepier/grosser than the Friendzone ›


There’s something grosser than the Friendzone:

The Stealth Date.

When guys take a woman out, but fail to inform her that she’s on a date. She doesn’t even find out until he either pays for the meal or tries to kiss her. Because of the power dynamics - he often was the one to drive - it ends up…